Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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