I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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