I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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