Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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