I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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