Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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