Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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