I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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