apparently the secret to your success is patron
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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