I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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