Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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