If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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