she was so not down for the gang bang
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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