oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
lets start a swedish sibling band together
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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