Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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