White coat. Heels.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.