Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i think i just lost a toe
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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