Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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