She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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