Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
