eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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