I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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