***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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