What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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