D3 body, D1 cock
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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