she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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