Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think your dad took our porno
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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