Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
We need to get me chipped asap
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