So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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