Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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