it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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