glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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