Dual....:-)
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
