Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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