A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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