Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I have already put on my inside pants.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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