Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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