is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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