marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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