Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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