For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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