dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
