He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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