So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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