i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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