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I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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