She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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