She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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