That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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