let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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