i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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