Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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