Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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