Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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