you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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