My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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